If I drink monster energy drinks will I turn into a monster?

I have been drinking monster energy drinks a lot recently, and I'm starting to notice drastic changes in my physical appearance. For one I believe I am slowly growing a tail, and I am also starting to find enjoyment of sleeping under beds and in closets. I am afraid if I turn into a monster I will have not chance at meeting any girls. Is there a way I can slow down the process and still enjoy the drink?